ultralaser:

he’s always turning to me at the store and saying ‘tell me not to buy this’ and i’m both a bargain hunter //and// an asshole, so i’m always ‘you should buy this right now’.  he nearly didn’t buy that hat, until i reminded him of the other hat he didn’t buy last year and still regrets.  so he bought it and five seconds later it was his favorite.

TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE.  FORM OF: FIST BUMP.

this is ryan